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Post by bigpulve on Aug 21, 2008 19:56:06 GMT -6
Hi I'm Eric......I come from Uranus and love long sensual walks on the beach and well.......fucking on the beach too....
I also like looking at Autopsies and watching dogs take dumps.
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Post by crusher103 on Aug 21, 2008 20:00:54 GMT -6
Boo.......
o0o i mean hi
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Post by Drunkie the Bear on Aug 21, 2008 20:07:45 GMT -6
I am Dave
Your leader
and overlord
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Post by bigpulve on Aug 21, 2008 20:11:38 GMT -6
I am Dave Your leader and overlord make your own you cheap bastard.
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CapedCadaver
Full Member
IBgangster...UBgangster2?
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Post by CapedCadaver on Aug 21, 2008 21:43:48 GMT -6
I'm Jared. I'm 20 and I drive a 3rd Gen Maxima. I'm super-childish in alot of respects, super-mature in others. My hair is too long, my attention span is too short, and I could care less.
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pipeline
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ibkeebler
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Post by pipeline on Aug 22, 2008 1:20:19 GMT -6
I am Dave Your leader and overlord mmmmmmmmmmmm anime........your av.....
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Post by khantalha on Aug 22, 2008 18:37:37 GMT -6
hi this is talha..... a great MMA Fighter with a mohawk... love... maximas, girls, milfs, guitars, etc... hate fags, gheys, :007:s....oh and ford and honda..last but not least my ex Melody Smith
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Post by khanomer on Aug 25, 2008 11:26:07 GMT -6
This is something I wrote because I hate Hondas, and Acuras:
As I drive down the street, This car comes up to me with two seats. He thinks he can beat my family sedan, Because he thinks he is the man.
I don’t have the looks that his car has, But I know I can whip his ass. He may not know it, But my car is worth more than his whole kit.
This shit-talking Honda thinks he can beat me, But his car isn’t worth more than my car key. This ricer thinks he can beat me with his shit, But his car is nothing more than my drill bit.
He may have an exhaust, Which is probably more than what the Honda costs. My car runs 300 horses of power, While his Honda runs the sixty in one hour.
Even though his motor is built to the top, My motor is just a plain old swap. He is touching his one ten, And I am beating him over and over again.
This poem is for you whores, Who drive around in your scissor doors? Ricer, your car is nothing more than my car’s tax, So remember to never fuck with my Max.
I'm Omer. I just turned 18, so fucking is my new hobby. I drive a 95 Maxima SE. I hate Hondas. They just piss me off.
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Post by crusher103 on Aug 25, 2008 13:17:20 GMT -6
We can only have one khan!
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Post by okmaxd on Aug 25, 2008 14:03:17 GMT -6
Let's try again. My name is Omer. I am 18, from Ohio, and fucking is my new hobby. O and I drive a 95 Maxima SE. On the org, I'm mr.khan.
This is something I wrote because I hate Hondas, and Acuras:
As I drive down the street, This car comes up to me with two seats. He thinks he can beat my family sedan, Because he thinks he is the man.
I don’t have the looks that his car has, But I know I can whip his ass. He may not know it, But my car is worth more than his whole kit.
This shit-talking Honda thinks he can beat me, But his car isn’t worth more than my car key. This ricer thinks he can beat me with his shit, But his car is nothing more than my drill bit.
He may have an exhaust, Which is probably more than what the Honda costs. My car runs 300 horses of power, While his Honda runs the sixty in one hour.
Even though his motor is built to the top, My motor is just a plain old swap. He is touching his one ten, And I am beating him over and over again.
This poem is for you whores, Who drive around in your scissor doors? Ricer, your car is nothing more than my car’s tax, So remember to never fuck with my Max.
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Post by okmaxd on Aug 25, 2008 14:05:03 GMT -6
Hey khantalha. Delete the khanomer post will ya?
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Post by khantalha on Aug 25, 2008 17:58:26 GMT -6
We can only have one khan! which is Genghis aka Talha
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